According to Obamination, the "rock" is not Christ but a vague sense of brotherhood and ultimate dependence on welfare. One commenter paraphrases Scripture in a way that residents of New Orleans can understand: "Whoever hears those sayings and does them, I will liken him to a person who builds his house in a depression by [...]
Continue reading...23. August 2007
As you know, our Intel ad campaign blew up in our faces, but there’s no use crying over spilled Thunderbird. We’re now hoping to be hired by Barack Obama’s campaign manager. We just submitted this for a theme song, and we believe there’s a very strong chance that it will be played at the Convention [...]
Continue reading...13. August 2007
It was not part of their blood, It came to them very late, With long arrears to make good, When the Saxon began to hate. They were not easily moved, They were icy — willing to wait Till every count should be proved, Ere the Saxon began to hate. Their voices were even [...]
Continue reading...5. August 2007
This is not a good day for us here at SWB. We were hired by Intel to create an advertising campaign for their new chip, and it’s not being well-received by the public. This may convince us to return to goat-farming. Jim Bob loves sex. We congratulate the Duggars for making the world a more lovely [...]
Continue reading...4. August 2007
This is conservatism? God help us. We at SWB take our Richard Weaver without cream or sugar. A friend of mine hired a moving company, and two men showed up to pack his things. One of them, a black Jamaican man, immediately asked, apropos of nothing, "Do you know about the Jews?" He didn’t know a [...]
Continue reading...4. August 2007
Google Suggest is an afternoon of politically incorrect fun. The idea behind it is that Google will help you with your search by displaying the most popular results that match your query as you type. So, for example, if you’re trying to get to the Washington Post, type "was," arrow down, hit enter, and you’re [...]
Continue reading...4. August 2007
One of the Ten Commandments delivered by Jehovah to Moses on Sinai, and not the least of the ten, is this: “Honor thy father and thy mother, that thy days may be long in the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.” Like all the other commandments of God to his [...]
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30. August 2007
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