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The Peruvian Scissor Dance

Wed, Jul 4, 2007

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We saw this performed recently at a festival celebrating cultural diversity. As we all know, such festivals invariably highlight Western culture but include colored sideshow acts just to be fair, as in most "world" history courses. This event was no exception. The biggest draw was Irish dancing, which was fantastic. To watch the Irish dance is to lose oneself in a dream. One beautiful red-haired lass could dance and play her fiddle at the same time - fast - and it’s hard to argue for cultural equality when one is witness to such otherwordly talent. I hesitate to even describe the singing. How does one describe the angelic? The sound touches something primal in a man or woman of the West.

And then there were the Peruvian Indians. Their dance included a lot of grunting and rolling around on the ground, all the while clanging together two halves of a scissors, regardless of how they had contorted their bodies. The performance caused me to glare at my wife several times in a perplexed way, and she returned a glance that I know means: "Don’t make me laugh out loud in the middle of this thing."

I still don’t understand the significance of the scissors, but an interpreter explained that rolling around on the ground and grunting is meant to symbolize animal behavior. No big surprise there. We had already seen human behavior over at the Irish arena. We were also told that the motivation for propagating the Indian folk customs is a rejection of the imposition of Spanish conquistadors. Well, okay, says I! Turns out it was just racism after all, not mental illness.

Then things got ugly and the mestizos showed the Irish micks what performance art is all about.

Sorry to subject y’all to those images, but not really. All I’m trying to say is that these gentlemen would make good American citizens, or sons-in-law, or both.

There were also some Africans at the festival beating on anything they could turn into a drum, but that wasn’t so bad. Percussion has a charm of its own, though it makes for a meager musical feast. And I think they paid the blacks extra to not dance, for which we were all very grateful.

Read about "Peruvian Viagra."

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