SWB On the Rebound
As you know, our Intel ad campaign blew up in our faces, but there’s no use crying over spilled Thunderbird. We’re now hoping to be hired by Barack Obama’s campaign manager. We just submitted this for a theme song, and we believe there’s a very strong chance that it will be played at the Convention next summer when the confetti falls from the ceiling:
O ole Zip Coon he is a larned skoler,
Sings possum up a gum tree an coony in a holler,
possum up a gum tree, coony on a stump,
Den over dubble trubble, Zip Coon will jump.
O it’s old Suky blue skin, she is in lub wid me,
I went the udder arter noon to take a dish ob tea;
What do you tink now, Suky hab for supper,
Why chicken foot an possum heel, widout any butter.
Did you eber see the wild goose, sailing on de ocean,
O de wild goose motion is a bery pretty notion;
Ebry time de wild goose, beckons to de swaller,
You hear him google google google google goller.
I tell you what will happin den, now bery soon,
De Nited States Bank will be blone to de moon;
Dare General Jackson, will him lampoon,
An de bery nex President, will be Zip Coon.
And wen Zip Coon our President shall be,
He make all de little Coons sing possum up a tree;
O how de little Coons, will dance an sing,
Wen he tie dare tails togedder, cross de lim dey swing.
Now mind wat you arter, you tarnel kritter Crockett,
You shant go head widout ole Zip, he is de boy to block it;
Zip shall be President, Crockett shall be vice,
An den dey two togedder, will hab de tings nice.
I hab many tings to tork about, but don’t know which come first,
So here de toast to old Zip Coon, before he gin to rust;
May he hab de pretty girls, like de King ob ole,
To sing dis song so many times, ‘fore he turn to mole.
~ Thomas Birch, New York: Atwill’s Music Saloon, 1834
"Just play the black notes." I’ve never heard such racism from a piano in all my life. Without any proof at all, the tune for "Amazing Grace" is credited to the slaves aboard John Newton’s ship. That’s what’s so great about black preaching.
The other day I overheard a woman - a government employee - say that she would like to slap Bush for getting us into the war and laughing when he talks about soldiers dying. Then she said the next president would be Hillary Clinton, and her VP would be Obama, "because he’s fresh and colored." I’m glad she used the word "fresh" rather than "clean," because the latter is racist, as Senator Biden discovered.
"Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said Tuesday he is ’sickened‘ that President Bush and Congress went on vacation ‘while young Americans in our cities are massacred’ by illegal immigrants."
All nations surrounded me;
in the name of the LORD I cut them off!
"If he [the President] ever violates the laws, one of two things will happen: He shall come to the head of his army to carry everything before him; or, he will give bail, or do what Mr. Chief Justice will order him. If he be guilty, will not the recollection of his crimes teach him to make one bold rush for the American throne? Will not the immense difference between being master of everything, and being ignominiously tried and punished, powerfully excite him to make this bold push? But, Sir, where is the existing force to punish him? Can he not at the head of his army beat down every opposition? Away with your President, we shall have a King: The army will salute him Monarch; your militia will leave you and assist in making him King, and fight against you: And what have you to oppose this force? What then will become of your rights? Will not absolute despotism ensue?… This, Sir, is my great objection to the Constitution, that there is no true responsibility - and that the preservation of our liberty depends on the single chance of men being virtuous enough to make laws to punish themselves." ~ Patrick Henry (1736-1799), Anti-Federalist, Governor of Virginia, and Founding Father, who "smelt a rat" when the Constitution was drafted
"We are today surrounded by a slave people because they are by nature unregenerate. They are most at home in slavery, and most comfortable with it. They will vote for slavery because they are slaves. They dislike and fear freedom because they are at enmity with God. Give them freedom and they will vote it out of existence and work in every way to destroy it."
Orwell underestimated the future. I feel so free that it’s making me tingle. More.
Suicides by U.S. soldiers account for 3% of the entire Iraq death toll.
Cue the Twilight Zone theme music…
Faggotry is an acceptable "voluntary contract," says Ron Paul (12:15 mark). Prostitution too. Libertarians make me ill.
This article raises "Christian journalism" to a new level of stupidity. The writer reveals that he is a public school honor graduate when he writes that the "Dred vs. Scott" [sic] decision was "where African Americans were deemed less than human." It is no surprise, then, that a man who "has studied the Civil War for over 40 years" argues that "History and Morality Demand We Stay in Iraq."
A new evangelism technique. There’s nothing they won’t try.
Holy hubcaps, Batman!
Neo-Christians worship not Christ but Cybele. And in their churches you find a rotating globe in the place of a cross.
A cult-watch ministry has been all over Doug Phillips and Brian Abshire. Although we love to see cultists exposed, we normally wouldn’t comment on this except that something kind of funny caught our eye. Phillips and Abshire don’t want women to vote, but in the case of Phillips, his livelihood depends on women buying books from him and dragging their husbands to his effeminate conferences. This is a problem in the making, because women don’t like to be told that to vote in an election is to sin, or that to hold office like Judge Deborah is a sin. Abshire tried to save face by doing an about-face: "The paragraph does NOT take away the modern women’s [sic] right to vote, nor in any way deny that women have the ability to make wise decisions, but rather is an attempt to demonstrate an underlying cultural force that breaks up what was, until very recent times, the traditional concept of family." Don’t you love it when race-mixers and cultists appeal to "the traditional concept of family" and what was considered proper "until very recent times"? They play that card very selectively.
Racist women’s magazines! Black people used as props to contrast with White supremacism.
There are a lot of funny comments to be found on Al Gore’s Information Superhighway. Here’s one: "I think we can conclude, based on the vast amounts of evidence throughout history, with just as much logic (if not more) that patriarchy leads to sodomy… The story of Sodom, where the townsmen wanted Lot to bring his guests out so that they might ‘know’ them, shows a group of alpha males trying to establish dominance over a couple of foreign visitors, and in so doing declare the superiority of their clan and city over that of the outlanders’. Disgusting? You betcha, and it’s pure patriarchal Kinism, unhindered by Christian morality… [Sodomy is] a fertility cult where men literally used their penises to enforce their dominion over other men. This is pure, kinistic Patriarchy, as practiced by the ancient pagans — such a system claims that ‘my clan is better that your clan, and we (quite literally) have the kahunas to back up that statement!… Christianity repudiated this nastiness even further by declaring even non-sodomite Kinism or patriarchy to be contrary to the will of God."
Fathers have no rights at all in the maternity ward. That’s what Equality is all about.
"Israel estimates 85 million evangelicals believe God tells them to support Israel - more than six times the world’s Jewish population." Here’s one of them who wants to appoint Bush dictator-for-life.
A town in Massachusetts tells the ADL to shag off for denying the holocaust. Life is sweet. "Following the lead of the Zionists, President Bush did not use the word ‘genocide’ in his statement of remembrance of the Armenian slaughter." But I don’t want you to think that the Jew lobby has bought off our leaders or anything like that.
"[N]o Christian can in good conscience be an anti-Semite, but every Christian, insofar as he is a Christian, must be anti-Jewish." ~ E. Michael Jones
"[T]he purpose of education and the schools is to change the thoughts, feelings and actions of students… A large part of what we call ‘good teaching’ is the teacher’s ability to attain effective objectives through challenging the students’ fixed beliefs and getting them to discuss issues." ~ Jew Benjamin Bloom, the "Father of Outcome-Based Education"
The first Bible brought to America is available for the first time since being outlawed nearly 400 years ago.
The top 100 least racially diverse cities, almost all of which are in the North. The North, as you know, is the section of this country that loves to lecture the rest of us on how to deal with problems they never encounter. They put their wonderful advice in textbooks so that future generations will have a lamp to guide them on the celestial path of Theory.
K-Mart says hasta la vista to Caucasian Barbie. The new ones have names like Abuelita and Rebelde and "have diverse eyes, noses and mouths—instead of the traditional ‘white’ dolls whose skin was dyed and whose hair was tinted in a darker shade."
"Does Clinique think that women don’t come in any other colors?" These women are hilarious. They’re constantly bellyaching about White privilege and beauty.
"This is the home of Wyatt Earp and Bat Masterson, of Boot Hill and the Long Branch Saloon, of cattle drives, buffalo hunters and the romance of the American West." Or it was, anyway, until the beaners invaded.
I got this link from Alex Linder. It’s an online police scanner in Detroit. Listen to it at night and you can hear how Africans are keeping the cops busy. I was just listening to it and heard someone mention "an unknown black man on a utility pole." Get a bowl of popcorn and have an evening of family fun. Make a game of it by counting how many times you hear the words "Martin Luther King Boulevard." Detroit is as black as Death eating soda crackers in the boneyard at midnight.
"The fierce-looking, mustachioed senator, small in stature but loud in bluster, thundered ominiously about the dangers of ‘enforced negro rule,’ as blacks were ‘foisted into...white families,’ where they might inflict ’a worse fate than death upon an innocent woman.’" Our clergymen have moved beyond such rhetoric. They now show open hatred for White women.
"What Southerners felt, therefore, was that any assertion of any kind on the part of the Negro constituted in a perfectly real manner an attack on the Southern woman. What they saw, more or less consciously, in the conditions of Reconstruction was a passage toward a condition for her as degrading, in their view, as rape itself. And a condition, moreover, which, logic or no logic, they infallibly thought of as being absolutely forced upon her as rape, and hence a condition for which the term ‘rape’ stood as truly as for the ‘de facto’ deed." ~ W.J. Cash, The Mind of the South
Whites want to heal every hurt in the world, but they sometimes make things worse. "I’ve made a bad mistake, I’ve ruined my family, my son is furious at me. You know, this is a nightmare. If I could only undo this entire thing!" Another actually says: "I’m glad my children are not genetically related to me." This is sickness, not compassion.
Warning: This is not a Kinist trying to be funny. This guy is serious. Fantastic 80s hair, though I’m partial to mullets myself.
A good Christmas present for Dad. Or this. Or this. I could really use one of these.
